So I had a dream this morning where I had a long hair stuck down my throat and I’m looking at myself in a mirror. Don’t ask me how it got there, I just remember coughing and gagging, pretty much just like a cat, while trying to pull it out and feeling it all the way to my stomach. I’m pulling and pulling but I just feel it wrap around and tighten around my uvula, which is the thing that dangles in the back of your throat. I keep pulling and gagging and pulling and gagging. I must have pulled about 20 inches of long black hair out when I finally feel something coming up my throat. I pull a little more until I pulled out what looked like a baseball sized clump of hair you would get out of your bathtub drain. At that point I wake up coughing, I even had a weird taste in my mouth, and wondering where in the hell that dream came from.
Usually I am dreaming about zombie apocalypses, alien invasions, monsters, shit hits the fan/end of world type stuff, kicking the crap out of Freddie Kruger and loving every minute of it, not pulling a giant hair ball out of my throat. I am stumped on where this dream came from. Did I think I was a cat? Did I think I was a drain? Was it a flash back from the 80’s and early 90’s? If you were alive and dated then, you know what I mean. If not, all I will say is o’ natural.. Too funny! If there are any people that know about dreams, maybe you can help clue me in….