I am actively looking for a woman I can survive a zombie apocalypse with. Someone I know will be there hacking and slashing the undead horde right next to me. Someone who has my back no matter what. If I fall she will be there to pick me up, if she falls I would do the same because I would rather die than leave her behind. Someone I can trust not to fall asleep on her watch. A woman who is a resourceful bad ass, not a weak minded milk-toast or on the other end of the spectrum, a raging bitch! A life partner through thick and thin! A woman who loves me as deeply as I love her!
Note – The above statement, while a metaphor and somewhat satirical, is what I want and expect in a mate. It’s what everyone should want and expect in a life partner, the ONE. Someone who would be there no matter if it’s zombies, aliens, hurricanes, tornadoes, tsunamis, job loss, financial problems, good, bad, for richer or poorer, good health, bad health, winning lottery ticket or just plain bad luck. Someone who will pick you up when you get knocked out, pull the knife out of your back, brush you off and then fight like hell along side you to make it right. A person to whom you can trust with your life and love to! NOT someone who jams the knife in your back, runs at the first signs of trouble, is only there for the good or if they need something and is gone when they have what they want.
Good luck fellow zombie apocalypse survivors!! May you find that person that ONE person who will save your ass when shit hits the fan!!